Episode #2779: Where Would We Be Without Brains?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2018
⏱️ 188 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew share their Thanksgiving adventures (Luke's involved running a 13 mile race; Andrew's involved a feast served off of a pool table.) Plus, Luke has many more Dazzling Deets about the Christmas tree industry, and he and Andrew celebrate some big wins in this week's No Point Conversion!
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| 0:00.0 | Captain, Kevin's ready, indoors, you're closed. |
| 0:03.0 | All right, gentlemen. |
| 0:04.0 | It's time to get high. |
| 0:06.0 | And also fly this old bird. |
| 0:08.0 | Just a little captain's joke. |
| 0:09.0 | I never get high when I'm flying. |
| 0:10.0 | Unless I mistimed the edible. |
| 0:12.0 | Another captain's joke. |
| 0:14.0 | You really think that's a good use to everyone's time? |
| 0:17.0 | If I can't have some fun with my passengers, why am I here? |
| 0:20.0 | To fly the plane. Go do that. |
| 0:22.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, good. |
| 0:28.0 | Here we all are. |
| 0:30.0 | Together again. |
| 0:31.0 | Can I throw something on you, see if it feels good? |
| 0:33.0 | Sure. |
| 0:34.0 | Okay, this is what I would do. |
| 0:35.0 | I would start with a joke. |
| 0:36.0 | Joke. |
| 0:37.0 | Vince Vaughnquad. |
| 0:38.0 | Obviously. |
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