All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that.

So I had an interesting experience less than 24 hours ago. We are going to unpack it because I think there are some interesting things to be gleaned from it. But first, we want to say thank you to Cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. If you guys are looking for New Year's Eve plans for Swinger lifestyle events, which why would you not be? That's like Swinger Christmas. Pretty much. Then you need to head to Cassidy because not only are they going to have all the clubs that are in your area that you can travel to, but they're also going to have all of the other events. So get your naughty on this New Year's Eve with Cassidy and do it for free because all you have to do is go to front porch swingers.com and click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. When you do that, you're going to get an entire month of free Cassidy access to check it out for yourself. So again, that's frontboard swingers.com. Click on the Cassidy banner. Try it. See it. Love it. Hopefully you love it as much as we do. So this obviously is coming out on Christmas. Yes. I would assume most people are not having us in their earbuds for their Christmas celebration, but you never know. It could happen, I guess. Probably not, but you know, Merry Christmas anyway. You're making your like Christmas ham or prime rib and we're talking dirty in your ear. Fuck, I hope that's happening. If anyone's doing that, you have to let us know that's a thing. Probably. Because that's fucking hot. We have some friends that are probably doing that.

You think so? Yeah, for sure. Well, I would assume most of you are listening after Christmas. So hopefully you had a fabulous holiday season if you observe. We obviously wish you lots of love and luck in the new year as well. Yeah. I mean, listen, we'll take all we can get. Of love and luck? All of it.

Fuck yeah, man. And sex. Cocks, hard cocks. That's what I'm hoping for in the new year. Particularly that. Well, you had some last night, or yesterday, I should say, or it was last night. Last night, yeah. It was last night. We'll get to that. There were some very interesting elements, and I really want to talk to you about all of it. So we're going to get there soon.

I told you what I think already.

So I'm happy to go back over that with you.

But you know where I'm at with it.

We also have a single guy tip of the week this week that I think will be a little fiery. Is that fair to say? Oh yeah.

Listen, and guys don't get all upset.

Don't get all worked up.

This is really a couple's tip of the week.

And for the guys, we definitely give you some shit.

There's no doubt, and most of it is well deserved. However, in this particular case, I would say, single guys beware. This is what you're dealing with. And this goes, it really is amazing how cyclical this shit is. Because we did the bonus bonus episode yesterday and I was all fired up and

worked up over these fucking couples that reach out to me with their disrespectful behavior.

Yep.

So I literally have frozen all of my digital communication.

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