All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So you, Brian, have a very exciting story today.

I do.

From our time at Secrets, which we've already talked about Brooke in your naughty time there.

But spoiler alert, you were more of a slut than just that.

So we're going to be sharing those details today.

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