All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So I have been quite the naughty girl lately.

You've been a straight up slut.

I don't know what you're talking about. I've been a straight up slut. I don't even know what you're talking about.

I've been a total fucking slut. And it's been so fun. And we're going to talk about one of my most recent encounters very shortly. First, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. If you are a lifestyler and you are looking to meet other lifestylers, Cassidy is the place to go

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in the new year why not just like you just like well it's not the new year yet but actually as

people are listening to this it will be the new year this is coming out on the first of 24 that's

yeah exactly it's coming out on monday it's the first right on on Monday? Yeah. It's so weird. Yeah, it is.

exciting a whole new year. Well, there's already slutty shit planned for the first week of the new year. So what is it? Well, I mean, we have friends coming in town. Oh, Brooke and her awesome hubby are going to be here. Yes. You know, that's just going to be fun all around regardless of what happens. But then I think I want to talk about that, by the way. So someone pointed this out and I didn't even really think about this. So the episode where you talked about Brooke when we were at Secrets and you and she obviously played while we were there. And I said something to the effect of this is one of my best friends. And it is. Brooke is one of my closest friends. I talk to her every fucking day. I adore her. I

absolutely love her husband. And people were like, isn't that weird for you that Brian's like fucking one of your best friends? And I'm like, I guess I just don't see how. Because we met them in the lifestyle. I think it would be different if it was like, I knew her from before you and I were in the lifestyle. Yeah, that's because people are, they're trying to correlate like, oh, so this is one of your best friends.

So, like, you knew her from high school or you knew her from college or this was some preexisting relationship.

And isn't that weird?

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