Episode #2752: Putin On The Ritz

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Luke is amazed and befuddled by the microwave instructions on his Trader Joe's Enchilada. He and Andrew also discuss a crisis in the Tab community and a hot air balloon that is upsetting Australians.
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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to Taco Bell. My name is EG.
0:03.0	I am mesmerized by the divergent culinary concepts.
0:08.0	I play here, cheesy, god-eater, cronish.
0:12.0	Fire a Doritos locus taco supreme.
0:16.0	I mean, it's like Mexican jazz music.
0:19.0	T-B-T-L!
0:24.0	I just went to Taco tonight.
0:27.0	It isn't material.
0:29.0	This is what happens when an inside joke gets into the water supply.
0:32.0	They are sending shockwaves over the airwaves.
0:35.0	They are rude and abusive, but want you to listen to them.
0:39.0	I mean, let's put these guys...
0:41.0	...with their faggot to stick.
0:43.0	It's a real shan down what is supposed to be Simka.
0:46.0	Yeah. It's supposed to be Simka.
0:48.0	Oh, I know this. This violates every can on a respectable broadcaster.
1:00.0	Okay.
1:03.0	Here we go, everybody.
1:06.0	It's time for a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
1:11.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:14.0	You want showmanship? You got it!
1:17.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
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