So, Frederica, you read both verse and poetry, perhaps the most significant in forming

one's principles is that of the old prophet who came down from the mount with tablets

bearing the 12 commandments, which our Lord has taught us to obey without fail.

Excuse me, but I believe there were only ten.

Really? Only ten must be obeyed. Excellent!

Well then, which two to take off?

T-B-T-L!

There's a sentence I never thought I'd say, but if you thought of sausage

couldn't really hurt anyone, frankly, think again.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately,

which isn't a bad thing, but it's also not a good thing.

Alright, here we go, here we do everybody with a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

the show. That just might be too beautiful to live.

This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

That sound okay to you, Rudy? You ready for that? You've had a really tough day of sleeping for...

I don't know.

Seven of the eight hours of daylight that have thus far occurred on this Wednesday.

Hi everybody, my name's Luke Burbank. I was talking to Pod Dog, by the way.

I'm coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

Perchtop, Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington.

The Bay City, we have one simple rule here at Burbank Springs.

Don't stay in my house if you're dark-satted.

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