All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So I had a very interesting kinky experience with my sexy Kali bowl this week. I got a bite mark on your ass. I had a couple of bite marks, and they are very sexy. I'm going to talk about how I got those bite marks. But first, we want to say thank you to Cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of French Porch Swingers. If you guys are looking to start meeting sexy people, Cassidy is the best place to go for many reasons. I just had a

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So this is kind of an interesting. I wanted to run this by you because we have not talked a lot

about kinky stuff lately on the show. And I feel like I'm getting back into my kink era a little bit. My

Callie Bull, who we called Jordan on the show, I think is kind of reinvigorated my excitement

for it. So I posted some new pictures on the kink site we use and started connecting with some new

people. And this guy reached out to me today. And his kink that he's like super into and wants to find somebody who's into it too is cock and ball torture. No thank you. I'll pass on that, but enjoy yourself. Don't yuck anyone's young man. I'm not. You can have it. All of it. So I think I'm into it. I think I want to do it. I at least want to give it a shot. I've done a little bit of cock and ball torture. Just don't let I don't go to your head because that ain't happening. I'm just telling you. I don't have to do it with you, silly. You're not going to.

You don't want it go to your head because that ain't happening. I'm just telling you. I don't have to do it with you, silly.

You're not going to. You don't want me to tie up your balls? No. No, I remember when you were playing with the guy way back when in Montana with the... The cage, yeah. Well, no, before him. Oh, you're talking about the guy that wanted me to put clothes pins all over his balls.

Clothes pins all over his balls?

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