Episode #2735: A Blob Of Weird, Jiggling Fun

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Philly's hockey team just unveiled their new mascot, and it is NOT getting the respect it clearly deserves. Plus, Luke and Andrew learn something amazing about the TV show Growing Pains.
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0:00.0	How about like pranking an animal?
0:02.2	He put like a couple of kittens in a doghouse and he let a dog go inside his doghouse.
0:08.0	And that way all three animals get pranked.
0:10.6	You cannot prank an animal.
0:12.7	The animals don't know they're being pranked.
0:15.5	But why even do it?
0:16.7	I mean, it's like it's borderline animal cruelty.
0:19.8	Whether it be a pranking a dog, a pranking animal.
0:22.7	He's a punching elephant.
0:23.9	Sure.
0:24.5	It's not a punching elephant.
0:26.1	T-B-T-E-M!
0:31.5	Right, I mean, we need to negotiate here.
0:34.4	We want to, we're looking for like, you know, we're working too.
0:37.6	Yeah.
0:38.4	I mean, my man had to run across three lanes, traffic.
0:41.4	Wow.
0:42.2	That's a fine pickle this fish seems to have landed us in, eh?
0:45.6	Ha-ha-ha, Jolly.
0:48.0	Jolly bit me.
0:50.5	And that really hurt Jolly a little bit.
0:52.8	Still hurt me.
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