Episode #2734: That's A Donor, Bro!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2018

⏱️ 183 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the Washington Post's feature on Chevy Chase, which does not exactly paint the comedian in glory. Plus, a seafood proprietor in Maine has started getting her lobsters stoned before boiling them, and scientists are experimenting with giving octopodes ecstasy. Plus, it's a Monday, so we discuss the Seahawks and Browns in the latest installment of No Point Conversion!
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0:00.0	Okay, let me ask you a few questions.
0:03.0	Let's talk about restaurants.
0:05.0	Would you be willing to wait for a really good restaurant
0:07.0	a half hour or would you just eat somewhere kind of crappy
0:09.0	because you could get in right away?
0:11.0	What do you think?
0:12.0	The look on people's faces when they wait in line is like,
0:14.0	is this what are you going to eat or to stand quietly?
0:19.0	Have you ever uttered the phrase get off my lawn?
0:21.0	No.
0:22.0	Okay.
0:23.0	I mean, yeah, I've said.
0:25.0	But I didn't mean like old man like,
0:27.0	get off my lawn.
0:28.0	I meant more like, this is my property.
0:30.0	So, get off my lawn.
0:32.0	I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you.
0:34.0	You have early onset grumpiness.
0:37.0	What?
0:38.0	Early onset grumpiness, E-O-G.
0:40.0	You're going to begin to enjoy fewer and fewer things in your life.
0:43.0	You'd be saying things like, who are these people?
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