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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2728: Zoopty Doo, Look How Drugged Out Our Muppets Are!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Despite some interesting logistical hurdles, Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement get together to reveal this year's TBTL Song of the Summer! Plus, Luke and David dissect the latest developments on Bachelor in Paradise.
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0:00.0

Listen, uh, wife's going out tonight. I'm going to have the guys over. We're going to watch the fish on the big screen.

0:05.2

I'm going to grill up some brats. I got a micro-brew chilling in my wet bar and I was going to warm up some ziti.

0:10.6

Why don't you come by if you got some triple-fried pizza dough or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is.

0:16.6

You can warm it up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over pipe and hop.

0:20.8

And if you want to bring over a vegetable medley, a cruditeye, figure out how much lunch meat you can spare.

0:25.5

Maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of black forest ham, maybe a Dijon mustard spread.

0:30.0

Yeah. Any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that.

0:33.8

I tell you what would make you a big hit with the dudes is get some key lime pie.

0:37.4

Alamoid, I'm talking about ice cream on the side. Right.

0:39.9

And you, I've got to have a bite of my homemade ziti. I'm just going to warm her up. She's been in the freeze.

0:44.6

Uh, thanks for the invite, but...

0:46.8

You know, I love her those hot mozzarella sticks.

0:48.9

You have a mop, put them in some marinara sauce, you have them on standby.

0:52.1

Of course you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion so long as you bring ridged chips.

0:56.5

Yeah.

0:56.9

T-T-B-D-M

1:04.3

Guess what day it is?

1:06.3

Guess what day it is.

1:08.2

It's Friday. Friday got to get down on Friday.

1:11.6

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

1:14.2

Weekend Friday? Friday getting down on Friday.

1:18.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, partying, partying, yeah, partying, partying, yeah, fun, fun, fun.

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