Episode #2727: How Do You Say Hello To A Rutabaga?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2018
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew talk about old school vacuums and CNN's dubious list of advice for staying trim during football season.
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| 0:00.0 | I just can't anymore. It's just, it's too much. Isn't it? I just can't anymore. I can't |
| 0:16.4 | with the everything. Not anymore. I mean why? Why, right? I mean you with a thing and |
| 0:26.9 | then you, you have your thing and you, yes, you, right? Us, all of us, us all, right? You, |
| 0:34.8 | you, you, you, you, and even you. And if I have to do whatever it is that I have to |
| 0:43.3 | do to do it, then so be it. So be it. I hadn't planned to lay it all out like that but |
| 0:59.9 | sometimes the right word has come perfect. |
| 1:02.1 | I'll put my heart and soul into this but now it's either roll over for that sheriff like |
| 1:12.3 | a dog or fight like a different, better dog. Do you have any skill at all other than |
| 1:19.0 | magically failing your way to the top? You guys remember the A team, right? A team? I'm |
| 1:24.9 | a team. Mr. T, they were, they were supposed to be on the run but you know they were in a really |
| 1:32.1 | distinctive van. Yeah, what was up, what was up with that? And this, this is your |
| 1:40.0 | misdeed plan. No, no, no. Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof. Later, |
| 1:47.3 | Tater. |
| 1:48.8 | All right, it's that time again, everybody. Time for a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, |
| 2:02.8 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live, too loud and too specific. A little |
| 2:07.4 | pause there at the top of the show with me trying to think of a witty retort to that piece |
| 2:12.9 | of tape saying later, Tater. I was trying to think of how you would say like scram, yeah, |
| 2:24.0 | yeah. Actually, I was trying to think of how you would say hello to a root of bega. It's |
| 2:27.9 | not joking. That's what I was saying later, Tater. I was trying to say hello to a leg |
| 2:32.9 | goom or tuber, but I couldn't, I couldn't quite construct it in my mind. And then I thought, |
| 2:39.6 | just move on, just get into the show, Burbank. And then of course, I decided to bring you in on |
| 2:45.2 | my process. And I really regret that right here at the top of the show, roughly three minutes |
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