I'm gross now. I've been talking through burps. I never used to do this. When I

was a kid and I wanted to burp, I'd be like, silence! Now I'm trying to like

push them down and muscle through them. I'll be at dinner just doing the bread and

the seltzer, filling up like a hot air balloon. And then I'm like, did you say that

you were going to Italy? We have a travel agent. I'm going to the kitchen,

does anyone need anything? Does anyone need anything? Just take a pause, John TVTL!

Is what we experience real or is reality a computer simulation constructed by an advanced

alien race? For more, our sports reporter, Jim Caputo. Oh somebody, please think of the

children! When I eat hot cheetos I get crazy. I just love hot cheetos! Remember that time you left

a comment underneath that YouTube video and someone replied and called you a dumb ass so you

replied and told them it takes one to know one and then you stayed up all night hitting refresh

on your browser waiting for them to reply and then you fell asleep crying. I remember it differently.

This is like that.

And this is going to be good everybody. I promise you.

Brody, get in here dude. It's a Tuesday afternoon edition from Breathless.

I am Breathless here at the top of the show, a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Don't understand it bro! My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Peace and love! Peace and love!

Comment here from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top, Alabama Hill,

in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. I sound a little um, you know, a little

discombobulated here at the top. It's because a minute ago the pod dog was sitting right behind me

in her little up dog bed. I'm the only one here at the house right now. The

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