Episode #2714: Grave Digger Blues
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2018
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Luke examines his emotions after a somewhat unsettling performance at his monster truck event. Oh, and he blocks Andrew on Twitter.
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| 0:00.0 | What's happening? Nothing. It's it's just I think a furry snuck in and then he's scratching |
| 0:04.2 | What's a furry deal? What's a furry? A furry's simply just someone who likes to dress up like an animal with human characteristics |
| 0:10.5 | It's a form of role play. It's huge. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, but then the scratching thing you said |
| 0:14.8 | What is that? Scritching is simply light scratching or grooming. It's a form of affection. Furries love to do it |
| 0:19.9 | It's fun for that. Exactly. We all do it. But I was in the other room and |
| 0:24.4 | One of them kind of bumped into me. I thought the guy was going from my wall. So I turned around real quick |
| 0:28.5 | It seemed differently. Did he yip or did he if |
| 0:33.8 | He said skip and I said no my name's buddy. Okay, he yipped if he yipped that means hello if he yips |
| 0:39.6 | If that happens, well, then you got a problem |
| 0:41.5 | It's you know what might have been you might have been you if well if it happens again just go grouf |
| 0:54.3 | Probably yeah, well you have to say something to him. You don't you're not getting any work done |
| 0:58.5 | Really you don't think his idea of starting with the catchphrases and working backwards is panning out |
| 1:03.5 | Nuts to you McGillicuddy |
| 1:06.8 | Who ordered the winners |
| 1:08.8 | Beat beat ribby ribby. Oh my god, man. We have seen some |
| 1:12.6 | We never seen before I was just calling to complain because I'm a middle school teacher and |
| 1:19.0 | All day today. I had second my head. Is that you would you like some sausage? |
| 1:24.0 | Hmm, are you sure don't talk like a machine? You better finish up that vacuuming |
| 1:28.5 | I'm gonna have a hot mic in a minute. We're talking garamond today |
| 1:37.5 | Hey Rooney get in here time for the thing |
| 1:41.6 | The thing known as a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:44.8 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
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