Episode 271: And Introducing...Giovanni!
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2022
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
I'm in Canada! You can't make me do a long episode description cause I don't want to! On today's show we've got a streaming service that actually looks not too good (can you believe it!), a card game about poo (kinda?), and a guy making an entertainment product based on a meme from several months ago (member that??). Plus, some other stuff! I'm away, like I said, so gather up your crick coins and have some fun!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
| 0:08.0 | Hope this decent stuff will suck to you, man |
| 0:11.0 | Because I'm making these and sticking my pride at being a fake at base |
| 0:15.0 | My congel, I'm going mad |
| 0:18.0 | I still keep drinking that garbage |
| 0:23.0 | I still keep drinking it up |
| 0:26.0 | Because I love it and I need it |
| 0:29.0 | And this is how kick-starters sucks |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast |
| 0:38.0 | So at my work last week |
| 0:42.0 | I had a very unnamed large scientific institution in the state of Tennessee |
| 0:49.0 | A group was selling Chick-fil-A lunches for charity |
| 0:55.0 | And they ran out really, really fast |
| 0:58.0 | And so many people did not get to buy a Chick-fil-A lunch at work |
| 1:04.0 | That they started complaining very vocally, very loudly |
| 1:09.0 | So the point where human resources had to send a company-wide email |
| 1:15.0 | Reminding people that it was for charity |
| 1:18.0 | And maybe they should stop complaining to everyone around them |
| 1:22.0 | That they didn't get to buy a $10 chicken sandwich |
| 1:26.0 | So in case you want to know what's going on in our nation |
| 1:30.0 | Best and brightest scientific institution |
| 1:33.0 | That's what's going on |
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