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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 272: John's Apartment

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Pre-recorded from Canada in our friend's secondary bedroom...it's YKS! This week on the show we take over BP Studios in unseasonably waaaaarm Vancouver, British Columbia, and force Blocked Party hosts John Cullen and Stefan Heck to participate in some main episode nonsense such as: talking to Producer Dan (off-mic), criticizing a perfect stranger's dreams and goals, and mispronouncing words in a way that gives plausible deniability to a claim that we were just joking. Plus! We got a very, uh, ambitious attempt to explain Chinese Traditional Medicine to Westerners, a podcast that's worse than most of ours probably, and a cat backpack that not even a catfreak would like! Sounds like enough to do a show about, huh? Yep, we thought so too.


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters

0:08.0

Hope there's a decent stuff to do, man

0:11.0

Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be a fake

0:14.0

It makes my congel go mad

0:18.0

I still keep drinking that garbage

0:23.0

I still keep drinking it up

0:26.0

Cause I love it, and I need it

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters' subs

0:34.0

The podcast

0:37.0

Hey, I just listened to the latest episode

0:42.0

And I'm a teacher as a teacher, I'm really disappointed

0:45.0

That you didn't know the grading scale

0:48.0

And instead of maybe drinking each other off in the bathroom

0:51.0

You should read some more books

0:53.0

And figure out what an A, B, C, or D is

0:57.0

I'm assuming you don't know the grading scale

1:01.0

Because you just got it

1:03.0

And now this is what you do for a fucking living

1:06.0

Hey everybody, we're gonna YKS, Mike and JF here

1:10.0

Mike Buddy, I'm looking across the table at you

1:13.0

The first time in a long time

1:16.0

Yep, I wish it were under Better Circumstances JF

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