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🗓️ 26 September 2022
⏱️ 101 minutes
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It’s a SAD one today, folks, as we show up an absolutely insulting 9 minutes late to a funeral. And it’s for one of our best friends, who has been with us through hard times and soft…Taco Bell. Plus, we got horny monsters, and geometric cat shit, and a return to a certain awesome feline’s cinematic universe. All that and about 5-7 decent riffs that would be in a big YouTube compilation if we ever got our shit together enough to make one. And it’s free! So what the fuck!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.
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0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of King Starters, hope there's decent stuff to suck to, man. |
0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be the thing that makes my congel go mad. |
0:18.0 | That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage. |
0:23.0 | I still keep drinking it up, cause I love it, and I need it. |
0:29.0 | And this is your King Starters. |
0:34.0 | The podcast. |
0:38.0 | Uh, what the fuck is this? |
0:42.0 | I thought there'd be a funny message or something, I don't know. |
0:46.0 | I was hoping Mike would answer. |
0:49.0 | Love the show, guys. |
0:52.0 | Move out two hours away from getting married. |
0:56.0 | Didn't know who to call. |
0:58.0 | I paid all my friends. |
1:00.0 | I'm here to call you guys, but you're not here. |
1:04.0 | So, uh, fuck you. |
1:06.0 | Love the show. |
1:07.0 | Bye. |
1:08.0 | Hey, everybody. |
1:09.0 | Welcome to YKS. |
1:10.0 | You can always call us when you're on your way to go get married or to do something. |
1:17.0 | Absolutely. |
1:18.0 | Fucking crazy like that. |
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