Episode 269: The Dream Episode

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

You ever get the feeling you’re…in a dream? We’ve all heard of Stranger Things, but that was just a show…right? On today’s episode, the thin line between reality and…something else begins to fray. And YKS may never be the same.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.

Want more YKS? Yep. I betcha do. Then you’re gonna want to head on over to patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and sign up for YKS Premium – Da Best Deal In Da Biz (™) Last week, we had the great David Roth on to preview NFL Week 2 and put Dumpy Trump in his cheesetacular place (jail?). This week, you’ve got even MORE episodes to look forward to – this one will probably be about the Woke Pilots we talked about on today’s show and some bad Kickstarters that Missed The Cut, but I’ll let ya know when we release it. Plus, we can’t forget the Squeeze Louise mailbag coming out at the end of the month – all in beautiful HD video! Check it out if you need more stuff to look at.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kids' stars up to these and start to suck to the man.
0:11.0	Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to be the face.
0:15.0	Mark and JL, go man.
0:18.0	I told you I told you I told you, I told you I told you, I still keep drinking that garbage.
0:22.4	I'll still keep drinking it up because I love it and I need it and maybe this is your kick
0:32.9	starter so...
0:34.0	The podcast.
0:37.8	Hey guys, it's me. I just woke up. I just had a dream that I was cleaning Jesse's
0:49.4	VCR and PAPES collection and for some reason Dan came over and karate
1:00.5	shopping and I fell over and then Mike tried to resuscitate an easier mouth of the
1:09.8	mouth and I just want to know if this is normal to have dreams about fucking
1:21.6	guys that you'd absolutely do not know even a little bit and if you could analyze it
1:32.0	what is it mean? Thanks guys, love the show. Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, where
1:42.3	sometimes you forget to unmute yourself because you're eating a fucking, I mean
1:46.5	I was eating a protein bar and I forgot to because I knew it was a long voicemail so I was
1:52.3	chewing on the protein, it was all crunchy and stuff, you know, I'm just gonna chew it right now.
1:56.1	Oh boy, you go away. Huh? It's so funny, you're trying to time it. I almost got it exactly right.
2:04.9	I just forgot to hit the button. I would have been to you. No one he would have known. I was eating the bar.
2:08.5	But we would then we wouldn't have this great YKS opener. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
2:15.5	It's still my teeth. The one where JF was eating something. Do you see it, my teeth? I'll see it. Oh,
2:22.9	do you see it? Jesus Christ. It looks like poop. It's not. I just beat because you saw it because
2:29.0	you saw me, I went to the mailbox really to get it. Didn't even suspect it was poop until you
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