Episode 27: Skiing in Jeans / Lizard Spit

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back and on this week's episode, they're taking a bite out of the perils of achieving self-love, violating the Earth's TOS, what my dude looks like a freakin cross between, and much, much more. For EVEN more on Ben-Wa Balls and the problems with Disney's Frozen, check out the official YKS Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where dozens of hours of bonus content awaits!Music for YKS is provided by: - Drew of TheWorstThingsForSale.com- The Hell Yeah Babies www.thehellyeahbabies.com- Mark Friggin' Brendle

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0:00.0	Hey, that's that's what's true in a six-pack.
0:05.0	Hey Mike, I've got something you really like.
0:08.0	Gels from cover, Smash Coffee Maker.
0:11.0	Uber's a baby, baby, paper paper.
0:15.0	I can't believe you had no luck,
0:18.0	a little blanket that's got for a hundred bucks and but...
0:21.0	The York Kickstarter's... But your Kickstarter songs. The Poyarch songs.
0:29.0	The Podcast.
0:30.0	I'm at the store the other day. Okay.
0:34.0	I'm getting the things I need, I'm getting juice and the fruit, nuts, and things that you would buy at the store.
0:42.0	Typical things. Sure, all that. nuts and things that you would buy at the store.
0:43.3	Typical things.
0:44.4	Sure, all that classic stuff.
0:45.6	No need to list it all out because we all know what it is.
0:48.4	Make my way to the front, moseing to the front,
0:50.4	come my shopping cart. Some people call it a, what do they call it, a basket?
0:56.6	A buggy, they call it a buggy.
0:58.4	Buggy is weird, you know it's actually called a bass cart? I didn't know that.
1:02.4	It is technically called a bass cart. I'm going to the
1:06.6	front of the store where the checkout is. I'm getting I'm getting in a line
1:11.8	and picking a line. I go through line and the lady's like, it's a lady there.
1:18.0	Okay. Could be a man. Doesn't matter. It's 2017.
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