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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 28: A Sandwich-Shaped Notebook

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2017

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Where are all the white women at?! Well, we don't know, but they sure aren't on this podcast! It's a real boys club on YKS this week, and your humble mumblers in chief are here to very heterosexually discuss the racist statue factory, the infamous Two Darrens Problem, and the mysterious fate of a long lost YKS segment. For more Bubba the Love Sponge theories and impressions of Burning Sandies, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where hours and hours of "Let's get back on track here, JF" await!

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0:00.0

And your life was through and stick back.

0:05.0

Hey Mike, I've got something you really like.

0:08.0

Self-ball cover, a flash coffee maker.

0:11.0

Uber's a baby, baby, baby, paper, paper.

0:14.0

I can't believe you had no luck,

0:17.0

a little blanket that costs for a hundred bucks.

0:21.0

The New York Kickstarter's song. Your Kickstarter songs

0:29.0

The Podcast!

0:30.0

Fox!

0:31.0

Hey, welcome to your Kickstarter sucks episode number 28.

0:37.0

I still don't have a catchphrase worked out for this, but I'm your host

0:41.6

Jesse Farrar and also another host we have is Mike.

0:45.0

That's me.

0:47.0

You were talking about me, right?

0:48.0

It's Mike Hale, yes.

0:49.0

You didn't say the last name so I didn't know who...

0:51.0

Temporarily forgot what it was. All right. But we'll get there.

0:54.8

It's like I said 28 episodes in I don't have a catchphrase yet but I was thinking

1:02.2

about making it,

1:03.0

where all the white women at?

1:04.5

Yeah, where all the white women at?

1:06.5

So let me just, let me run it back just a little bit.

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