Episode 26: Please Remember To Breathe

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Awwww hell yeah! The boys are about to do it! Remember that, from a while ago? Well, Jesse and Mike do, and they also remember that scene from The Matrix where Neo bends the spoon. Of course, that's what this week's episode is REALLY about, but in addition, the guys talk about making shit happen in 2018, sexualizing phone use in the classroom, and watermelon statistics. It's YourKickstarterSucks for yet another week! My god, it's heaven on Earth!For more joke analysis and dog food taste tests, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where in exchange for a nominal donation, you will receive access to an expansive backlog of quality YKS content!Music for YKS is provided by:  Our Friend Mark Brendle Drew Toothpaste (www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com The Hell Yeah Babies (www.TheHellYeahBabies.com) Thanks, gang.

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0:00.0	Hey, let's love what's true in the six-back.
0:05.0	Hey Mike, I've got something you really like.
0:10.0	Elle, cover, slash coffee maker maker Uber to baby,
0:14.0	a face and paper
0:15.0	I can't believe you had no much
0:18.0	telling a blanket that costs for a hundred bucks
0:22.0	a few three or a kick start for your Kickstarter songs
0:27.0	Kickstarter songs
0:30.0	the podcast.
0:31.0	Hey Jesse.
0:35.0	Mike.
0:37.0	Jesse.
0:38.0	Mike, you're on the show.
0:39.0	Hey, how's it going?
0:40.0	Welcome to the show.
0:41.0	Thank you.
0:42.0	Great to be back. Great to have me back. Great to the show. Thank you. Great to be back.
0:43.0	Great to have me back.
0:44.0	Great to have you back on the show.
0:47.0	YKS, I mean the show we're doing right now.
0:49.0	It's your Kickstarter sucks the podcast for another week.
0:52.0	Yeah, for one more week. One more week. This is the final episode everybody.
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