Episode 26: Questionable Tuna, Short Sellers, & Pablo’s Hippos

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show wearing her Logboat Brewing beanie and drinking Logboat’s Yeah Buoy in preparation for Super Bowl LV in Tampa, FL. She explains the history of the NFL in St. Louis and why she is now cheering for the Kansas City Chiefs instead of the LA Rams or the Arizona Cardinals, as well as her predictions for the outcome of this year’s Super Bowl. Kathleen continues her sporting news with an update that her Fredbird beer stein is progressing and now facing sideways after the St. Louis Cardinals recent acquisition of superstar Third Baseman Nolen Arenado. She maintains that Fredbird “refuses” to face forward until the Cardinals sign Kolten Wong for the 2021 season. Also included in this episode, " Bad Good Food", oops Oklahoma, militia men crumbling, celebrity Holmes, more Malaysian Flight 370, Pompeii's Aquarium, Subway's questionable tuna, Animals That Will Kill You By State, snowy owl spotted in Central Park, Gamestop short sellers, Pablo Escobar's Hippos, Lizze Borden's house is for sale, and circular runways.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.6	let's talk about what's been going on. Tar might! The pub is open. This is the 26th episode, I think.
0:34.0	I make sure yes, 26.
0:35.0	Isn't that exciting?
0:37.0	Gosh, so many things going on.
0:40.0	First of all, I have this hat on in honor of the Chiefs who were hoping to win the Super
0:46.0	Bowl this coming Sunday, as we were hoping for.
0:49.8	This is Log Boat Brewing Company.
0:51.3	This is not a paid-for ad. This was a present from my sister-in-law and my
0:55.2	brother for Christmas and they gave me this log boat. What do you call these things?
1:00.7	You know, Travel Cup. And what's great is there the chief's colors and it's a
1:06.2	little awesome brewery in Columbia Missouri and you're saying Kathleen we don't
1:09.8	give a shit about some brewery in Columbia Missouri you don. You may end up there, especially if you have a team in the SEC, which I just learned what that was three years ago. I go, why are we in the SEC? What's the SEC? I know. Well, I don't pay attention to college football usually and I do now, but I didn't in the past because Missouri was never really that good and I don't know they say they were back in the 70s or something.
1:31.6	So go chiefs, this is in honor of they were back in the 70s or something.
1:32.7	So go chiefs, this is in honor of the chiefs
1:35.7	and the state of Missouri, even though I'm from St. Louis
1:38.8	originally, I will root for Kansas City
1:41.4	in case some of you are confused like Mr. Trump was confused when he said shout out to Kansas
1:48.4	Kansas City Chiefs and he gave it to Kansas and I'm sorry but here's thing. Kansas City is a city that is in two states,
1:53.9	which is my only confusing, I agree.
1:56.1	Half of it is in Kansas, half of it,
1:58.8	like you can literally stand in spots
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