Episode 268: The Day Popcorn Changed Forever

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Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 125 minutes

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On today’s episode, we got some good ass shit goin, okay? If you like $50 bills and ethical dogfighting, you’re gonna like this episode, alright? And if you’re into tape measures that can store all your measurements, putting baseball cards in coffee beans, and flushing bags of dog shit down the toilet, you’re gonna be doin’ just fine for this one too. There’s something for everyone here this week, as long as they like at least one of those specific things and don’t hate one of the other ones so much that it takes away from their enjoyment of the one they do like. Got it?!

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0:00.7	It's time for fall.
0:02.2	And no, I don't mean scraped knees and bandages, Mike.
0:06.6	I'm talking about the season where we also,
0:09.7	we sit around the fireplace,
0:10.8	we got our pumpkin spice to whatever's.
0:12.8	And it's basically time to chill and love and be family
0:16.0	and have a great time, you know what I mean?
0:18.3	One of the all-time seasons, Jeff,
0:20.2	one of the top four or five seasons that there are.
0:23.8	Oh yeah.
0:24.6	One of my favorites, one of my absolute favorites.
0:26.8	I'm my only concern about fall and it's a small one.
0:30.0	Okay, because I love everything else.
0:31.0	Like I said, the pumpkin, you know, the whatever,
0:33.8	all that stuff is really, really good.
0:35.7	But I feel like I'm just so darn busy.
0:38.1	And there's just these times, I need a quick meal,
0:41.1	you know, a healthy lunch to keep me powered
0:43.4	throughout the day.
0:44.7	And I just don't know what to do with myself
0:46.7	other than eat a whole pumpkin, which you can't do, right?
0:49.8	You can't do, you can't do it, if you walk around.
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