That's funky. I like that. Thank you, yes. Yeah, that's a fun card.

Where does the music come from? This is a small chip and speaker set that goes into the

back of the card. Was it a CD? No, it's more like a chip and speaker set that we, it's

very small and it's about the size of your thumbnail and we just put it right inside the

back of the card. Like headphones. No, this is a computer chip that's devoted really

to one function only. The playing of the song when we open the card and then I guess you

could say a second function is turning off at this point. Like a walk one. No, it's not,

like a walk man at all. Okay, stop. I feel like I'm watching regional theater, you guys.

Got it. Am I in a Cleveland playhouse or something? I mean, actually something. Why would a

review make the point of saying someone's not a genius? You think I'm especially not a genius?

And for our viewing pleasure, I packed terms of E, then we're going to bring it up with

little fried greens to the tea and then hope floats with sandy bees. Somebody die in that one.

They die in all of them. This is making me sad and I hate being sad. Hey, everybody stand by.

Here we go again. Here we go again. It's time everyone for a Wednesday afternoon edition

of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Get ready for a few laughs and some great

information. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Me, me. Coming to you from the Burbank Springs

Broadcast Center, perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City,

with the pod dog here and the Bay Kitty wandering around somewhere. I don't know. Do they make

cat sunglasses? Do they make sunglasses for kittens? A cat is an angel that poops in a box.

We've talked a lot about the Bay Kitty and how she's cross-eyed and yet she still seems to be okay

at catching things. Although I'll tell you what, we've now gone through a whole season or at least

spring into summer and there have been no fatalities around Burbank Springs which is pretty cool.

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