Episode #2680: Enough about Memes, Let's Talk About You
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2018
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Luke is upset over a recent online purchase, and Andrew gets On His Media. Hard. Plus, Brits are trying to make an old song the #1 single in their country in advance of President Trump's visit, and the Washington Post uses a hilarious source for a story.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, welcome to Taco Bell. My name's TGCL, can I help you? |
| 0:03.6 | I am mesmerized by the divergent culinary concepts at play here, cheesy |
| 0:10.3 | god-eater cronish, fiery Doritos loco stacos supreme. I mean it's like Mexican jazz |
| 0:18.2 | music. This is what happens when an inside joke gets into the water supply. They are sending |
| 0:32.6 | shockwaves over the airwaves. They are rude and abusive, but want you to listen to them. |
| 0:38.6 | I mean the huts by these guys, with their facac to stick, it's a real shondown what is |
| 0:43.9 | supposed to be Simka. All I know is this violates every can I never expectable broadcast. |
| 0:50.9 | Well that's just like, you know, your opinion man, I happen to think what we're about to |
| 1:04.6 | do right now is pretty awesome in fact. I think it's great. This is just great. I mean it's |
| 1:09.7 | great. It's just great. It's great. Because it's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show |
| 1:15.2 | that just might be too beautiful to live. Definitely. For sharks, my name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host |
| 1:20.8 | coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, |
| 1:26.4 | Washington, the Bay City, Poddog, right over there. Hey, Rudog, how are you? I say, I say, was it? |
| 1:33.3 | No. Did you sleep as poorly as I did last night? See what happened was, I was talking about this |
| 1:39.2 | on the show yesterday because I've been experiencing a bit of a bit of back pain. The only thing that |
| 1:47.0 | seems to ameliorate it is lying flat on my back when I sleep, which is great, but it's also the |
| 1:53.6 | thing that makes me snore the most, which is pretty bad for for Carrie. So last night to give her |
| 1:59.9 | a little break, I decided to head over to the, there's a there's a teeny tiny little guest room |
| 2:05.4 | that's actually next to where I am currently emanating from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center. And so I got in |
| 2:12.1 | there after watching like just power watching every episode of the new season of comedians and cars |
| 2:17.2 | getting coffee. And Rudy, the pod dog just seemed to get a burst of energy at about midnight when I was |
| 2:24.2 | wrapping things up. She just wandered into the room. It's happiest can be with a tennis ball in her mouth |
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