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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 267: Parties Remembered

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Hey just so you know, the movie I was trying to think of was The Void. It doesn’t come up until way later in the episode, and it does seem like I’m about to get it but honestly I don’t. I get kinda close and then about 5 minutes after we’re done, I figure it out. It ain’t all happy endings, folks. Anyway on today’s show, we’re tossing and turning over Dan’s Proposition, oh and we’re sleepkicking a little bit sure, and we’re telling you why Bill Gates stuck us all with Micro$uck Winblows. Plus a bunch of crap to help you sleep different and eat weirder. It’s YKS time baby!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

They're like, you like pleasure, right?

0:03.2

Okay, if I'm a huge pleasure hand.

0:07.2

I know that's right, man.

0:09.3

I know that's right.

0:10.2

Sometimes I see you over there

0:11.2

and you're kind of buzzing in your chair

0:12.8

a little bit and I kind of wonder,

0:13.8

I wonder if he's got something buzzing in him right now.

0:16.1

You can tell I'm pleasureing myself.

0:19.4

I can tell, I can tell.

0:21.1

Well, let me tell you about a cool little place

0:23.0

called Spectrum Boo Teak.

0:24.5

Now, this is an adult toy shop

0:26.3

with everything from confetti colored dildos

0:29.1

to our old friend, the ball, though.

0:30.6

That's the one where you put your nuts in the thing

0:32.4

and it becomes a, you know.

0:33.4

Yeah, yeah.

0:36.0

They got it all.

0:36.8

They got it all over their spectrum.

0:38.4

And it transforms into a sex toy of your dreams.

0:41.6

It really does.

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