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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2678: Rock Me Like A Thera Cane

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

A man won a multi-million lawsuit against the U.S. Postal Service over a new stamp. Luke is very dubious of the decision. Plus, he and Andrew try to solve a listener's neighbor problem. And it's Friday, so it's time for some Music For Your Weekend!

Transcript

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0:00.0

So let's fire up the Batman Mobile, go to a taco stand and eat some feelings, okay?

0:05.5

Okay, I just I think it's Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile, that's what I said

0:13.3

Batmobile, you're putting the mate there's no man it's just Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile,

0:18.6

Batmobile, drop the man, Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile, Batmobile,

0:25.8

T-T-T-T-B-T-M

0:33.2

Guess what day it is, guess what day it is

0:37.0

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

0:41.0

You're singing that wrong

0:42.0

How? I made it up, ladies and gentlemen, meatloaf cake with only 433 calories, 52 grams of protein,

0:49.4

and only 5 kawaii drum

0:51.2

You call hamburgers steamed ham

0:53.6

Yes, it's a regional dialect

0:55.6

This is not your mom's podcast, this is too beautiful to live

0:59.6

Were you just using a synthesizer?

1:01.6

Nope

1:02.6

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?

1:06.6

Yup

1:07.6

I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away

1:15.6

Ready, finish the time

1:19.6

The hurricane away, here I am

1:22.6

Talk me like a hurricane, everybody, it's a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL, what am I doing?

1:27.6

The show that just might be too beautiful to live

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