What's up fellas, this is listener Danny in New York. I don't know why I thought of this

tonight when I was just remembering the story of the oops, the cockatiel from a couple years ago,

and I was moved to write a song about it, so I hope you enjoy it.

Oops, the dirty monster, Andrew's enemy, made life real hard,

he'd hate credit cards, got a name from scatology, Mrs. Walls, she's tattooed, made a little

landy threat, it stood in all two cardbacks tall but shat like George Brett, power out.

I'm not handling this well, I don't feel competent, I'm depressed.

Yeah, so I just think it's time to kind of circle the wagons and touch base.

Yeah, that's great, you took the words right, we wanted a touch base with you to just

tell you what you just said and just let you know that we are full steam ahead on our end

and we are, you know, we were ready to deliver. What, you think I'm dressed to talk?

I'm dressed to party hardy like an MC scat cat.

Life's a party, rock your body everybody, welcome one and all to a Thursday morning

edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke

Burbank, I'm your host. When was the last time you shook your pants?

Yeah, actually it has, happy to report. I just want to tell you right out of the gate,

this is going to be a weird episode of the show. Why? Well, one, because as that intro tape was

rolling, my headphone cord got caught under the chair, under the wheels of the chair that I

sit in. And so I was, I started the show with like no ability to move my head or baadi because I

was completely wrapped up in the cord by way of the head, or in the chair by way of the headphone

cord. So I just got out of that, but there's a more pressing problem, which is there is a fly buzzing

around here inside the Burbank Springs broadcast center and it is making me crazy. I don't know if

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