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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2672: Whoa Ties

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is giddy to be done with a big project, and Luke's desire for low-carb chips leads him on an epic journey. Plus, what astronauts do when one necktie is simply not enough.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Obviously your kid needs a male role models because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can see four because he's your son. No, you spent all your time reading books and

0:10.7

Looking at numbers and letters like they mean something. They do. Do you know how to read? I

0:16.2

Get by. All right. What do you know? You know what red means stop great green means go good yellow's the other one

0:22.2

TVTL

0:28.1

Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what you've pressed it. Do you eat chocolate? Yes

0:33.5

Do you drink soda? Yes, do you eat fatty foods? Yes, and a lot of people ask me are you eating cookies late at night?

0:41.0

I say of course I am what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine

0:45.4

an eating machine

0:47.2

It's really a miracle of evolution. That must be weird for you

0:50.7

Kimmel's now the new king of late night and you're still doing a pod card. They say you snooze you lose

0:56.5

Well, we snossed

0:58.5

Look what we lost

1:04.6

Rudy you ready for this

1:07.0

That generated about

1:09.2

20% opening of the eyes as

1:11.8

As Rudy snosses and losses over there a K the pod dog. Hi everybody. Welcome to a

1:17.4

Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live or

1:22.9

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host coming to you from the Burbank Springs broadcast center perched a top Alabama hill in

1:29.6

Bellingham, Washington the Bay City. I'm not even supposed to be here today. I was

1:35.0

Kind of complaining yesterday about how I was only

1:38.0

Going to be home for one day at the Burbank Springs broadcast center and then I was going to be down in Seattle today. Well

1:43.9

Do you believe in miracles by my shoot that I had to do down there took less time than we thought it never happens

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