Hey guys, this is Connor from Vancouver. I'm just sitting here,

Shane eating at a Taco Bell for lunch. And this wonderful phone comes on life of the highway.

Are you guys just trolling me for eating a Taco Bell? Thank you.

TVTL!

Love it or hate it, it appears to be another irreversible step along mankind's journey toward God

only knows what. I don't watch television. I don't even own a television. Notice I didn't say

TV. TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of I.

And you must have been gentlemen, these two guys are really about a thorn in your size.

You know what happens when you get a thorn in your side gene? The jaws of blood,

you know, two big boys and I think this is all fun and games. Why don't you try and throw

a little enthusiasm into this job a little, huh? Hey, you know what time it is? It's time to get real.

Did you hear that Rudy? It's time everybody for a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL

to show that just might be too beautiful to live. Ooh, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

You want some in ship? You got it. Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center

purchased a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington. The Bay City, a beautiful sunny day here

in the Bay City. Never kick a cow turd on a hot day. And I am just, I am tickled to be back home,

to be in my normal digs to have the pod dog passed out under the broadcast desk.

I say, was it? No. She's just been my little yellow shadow today, following me around everywhere.

The Bay Kitty is passed out in the bedroom. It's something about the soul of a cat.

I was reading a profile of the actor Johnny Depp recently, I think, in Vanity Fair.

And the interviewer noticed that he never interacted with Johnny Depp during daylight hours.

Johnny Depp would just apparently stay up all night and then sleep all day. And the Bay Kitty is

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