Episode 267: Geriatric Ninjas
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2020
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
And it's another one (to quote Biggie Smalls). We start off with some light MMA talk. Even if MMA isn't your cup of tea, there's still a funny Mike Perry tidbit that will most likely tickle your fancy. O'Neill discusses why some people are upset with Chris Pratt (it's a REAL unfortunate set of circumstances). We then talk about how the Comedy Store doc failed to capture the true feel of the club (aka the late night shenanigans). Coming off our "Baby Shark" talk last week, a bunch of people sent in an article about some prison guards who got a little crazy with the song. Not cool, guys. Not cool. Then, it's just your average tale of a Russian reindeer herder who is almost killed via a sauna sneak attack. That story may bring you down, so after that, we discuss a geriatric ninja who's still got it. We wrap it up with one of the most heinous crimes we've ever discussed on the show. And put a bow on her cause this one's done.
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| 0:40.0 | that you win, my feet and it's 22 |
| 0:42.0 | Gila candy blows up soup follow on a do it for my diary on I expect you to win, by a fight against one and he blow chops to |
| 0:43.0 | follow on the new one diary on a vacation to the field of penis. |
| 0:47.0 | Got the past brothers, they can, think it now. |
| 0:48.0 | Here comes Scotty Maples now. |
| 0:50.0 | If this still, she falls out and she's gee go always, we go with us like a day or round. |
| 0:53.0 | He can give him the ground. |
| 0:55.0 | Daddy man. |
| 0:56.0 | Can not attend to see the woman or a man. |
| 0:58.0 | Daddy man. |
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| 1:07.0 | Daddy Man. |
| 1:09.0 | Call off the dogs with the D.N. Army. |
| 1:11.0 | Welcome to the D.N. Army. Welcome to the D. N. Show. |
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| 1:15.0 | Yes. |
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