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Slop Quest

Episode 268: Alaskan Jews

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Danish opens up talking about a clip he randomly came across online. Then, a discussion about child trafficking breaks out. After that, we break down Bert Kreischer calling for people to say positive things about Tombone Morris. We talk about how that's not the right way to look at it and prove our point with some stories about the man, the myth, the moron. After that, we talk about a mountain lion stalking a jogger for six minutes (why didn't he just get a restraining order?!?). O'Neill tells a story of having a run-in with a bobcat. Danish talks about a guy running for office in Alaska: a Jewish bear killer. This gets us thinking about a great new TV show idea: Alaskan Jews. After, we try a new game: who would you rather have as your religious leader. It pits a dude who got a little cuckcoo on a flight vs. a guy who got freaky inside the church. Lastly, we briefly talk about a show that was a big Halloween bust on Netflix.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Danish, on you.

0:15.0

Danish and on me is.

0:18.0

Your empty hearts,

0:21.0

your empty hearts, they will steal, Danish and only.

0:30.0

If you've been to the minute clinic, but you still late to you,

0:35.0

Danish and only use a beak.

0:41.0

Hey! Hey!

0:45.0

Alrighty, yeah.

0:49.0

Okay.

0:50.0

Feeling it.

0:51.0

It's another week.

0:52.0

It's another week going. Oh, it's a good week.

0:55.0

Yeah, one of the best ever.

0:57.0

These debates.

0:58.0

These town hall meetings are hot and heavy.

1:00.0

Oh, you know they are.

1:02.0

Dude, I said everyone, can everyone online stop?

1:05.0

Like, I'm so sick of the stupid like,

1:09.0

Democrats are criminals.

1:10.0

No, Republicans are criminal.

1:11.0

How about, they're all fucking criminals, and we don't divide it by party lines?

1:15.0

How about that?

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