Episode 266: Potty-Mouthed Parrots
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 October 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
HEEEEELLO!!!!!! This episode opens up with Danish talking about a song baby Barb has been craving that is driving him insane. It turns to some talk of the youtube sensation of Blippi. Danish then details a strange thing he recently saw at the beach. Danish gives an update on the whole Doc Rivers/Paul George scenario. Spoiler: it's not a happy ending (literally or figuratively for Doc). O'Neill discusses an article he saw that discusses stigmas that bisexual people face. Then, it's on to the animal kingdom! In this instance, some parrots got a little crazy, a little too crazy, for some animal park in England. O'Neill came across a man who had some info on the famous and infamous mountain lion, P-22. After that, we talk about a French dude who's shocked that kindergartners could be scared of him because he's covered head to toe in tats and wears contacts that make his eyes appear all black. O'Neill talks about seeing Brody Stevens in Due Date. After that, we loop back around to the animal kingdom! And it's more mountain lion talk, as a pervy lion in San Fran enjoys peeping on the local children. How do you top that? I'll tell you: with a guy who OD'ed on black licorice (no joke...it's dangerous!).
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | It's all you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous |
| 0:06.1 | as that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me. |
| 0:12.8 | You're a beautiful animal, |
| 0:15.2 | but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:17.0 | I don't want to fuck you now. |
| 0:19.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you know |
| 0:24.4 | You baby girl do you want an apple? I'll take you to the wedding chapel |
| 0:30.1 | Hey baby girl do you want some grains? |
| 0:33.0 | Your hind quarters are making me insane. |
| 0:36.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:40.0 | I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:42.0 | I don't want to fucking down you're beautiful and |
| 0:44.3 | but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking |
| 0:48.0 | know I might be a man you might be a man, |
| 0:54.0 | horse. |
| 0:55.0 | But this bond between us is an overwhelming horse. |
| 1:01.0 | If they could see inside us, and they'd know that it's true. Then they'd know that it's true. Then you'd be inside |
| 1:08.9 | of me and I'd be inside you. |
| 1:20.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck it. Don't want to fuck you know. |
| 1:22.0 | You're beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you don't want to |
| 1:26.8 | fuck you know you a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you |
| 1:31.6 | you don't want to fuck you. Don't want to fuck you. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

