Episode #2660: Pump It Down!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2018
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew are very concerned about the raccoon stuck on a tall building outside Minnesota Public Radio. They might be too concerned. Also, Luke helps Andrew with an email dilemma that Andrew walked right into.
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| 0:00.0 | We said this was a magician's part. |
| 0:04.0 | Mr. Gray. |
| 0:06.0 | What you do is not magic. |
| 0:09.0 | I understand. |
| 0:10.0 | It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind. |
| 0:13.0 | It's not about pulling a rabbit out of your head anymore. |
| 0:17.0 | It's about pulling your heart out of your chest. |
| 0:23.0 | What the hell is that supposed to mean? |
| 0:26.0 | It means I take people's nightmares |
| 0:28.0 | and turn them into dream realities. |
| 0:36.0 | All right. |
| 0:37.0 | I have no date. |
| 0:38.0 | A two-liter bottle of shasta. |
| 0:40.0 | And my all-rush mix tape. |
| 0:42.0 | Let's rock. |
| 0:43.0 | After everything that's happened recently, |
| 0:45.0 | I want to make sure that what you're about to do isn't not well thought out. |
| 0:50.0 | When you die, you go to heaven. |
| 0:52.0 | You say hello to God. |
| 0:54.0 | And when God says hello to you, |
| 0:56.0 | this is what you'll smell on your breath. |
| 0:58.0 | You took too long. |
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