Episode #2659: IHOb Bob

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew find out during the show that they're signed-up to host an event that they don't know about. They also discuss Andrew's dissent into cassette-tape madness, and Luke finds hope in an article about baldness cures. Oh, and a pancake company got everyone to talk about it for four days. Props to them, we guess.
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0:00.0	No, Johnny, I just don't know how you do it.
0:03.0	What?
0:04.0	A four-hour show every morning.
0:06.0	Just talking to the mic and your voice goes out through the wires.
0:11.0	Once a week, whether you need it or not, somebody comes in here and gives you a check for $38.
0:24.0	The enormity of their flat brain,
0:27.0	the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming.
0:31.0	It's not all bad. I'm going to tell you that.
0:33.0	But it is more bad than good.
0:35.0	Hey, Luke and Andrew, it's Jeremy from Pullman.
0:37.0	I also think you, this is ridiculous.
0:40.0	I'm sorry, I'm not going to leave this message.
0:42.0	I just realized that I'm going to be able to just love the show.
0:45.0	Bye.
0:46.0	What if my heart stops beating?
0:47.0	What if I'm looking for a bathroom? I can't find it.
0:50.0	And my bladder explodes.
0:52.0	Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations.
0:54.0	This plan is off to a great start.
0:57.0	30.
1:05.0	Don't give me that look. You know what time it is.
1:08.0	You know what we have to do right now.
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