Episode 265: UFC's Best Nips w/Daddy Man Earl Skakel
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2020
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
Big Earl is back, baby! As the title suggest, he ranks the best nipples in the UFC (men only, of course). He also tells us a story of a run-in with a celeb in hot yoga, and how he once got aroused during class because the teacher played with his ears. He talks about his budding Tik Tok career, and pitches us a bunch of jokes he's written (spoiler alert: they're all unreal!). If you like the movie Predator and Big Earl, then you definitely have to listen to this. If you don't, you have to listen to it. So, you have to listen to it either way, so JUST DO IT ALREADY!
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| 0:00.0 | Saw you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous |
| 0:05.6 | as that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me |
| 0:12.0 | you were a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 0:16.0 | I don't want to fuck you now. |
| 0:18.0 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you, |
| 0:21.0 | but I don't want to fuck you, |
| 0:22.0 | I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking know |
| 0:24.0 | Baby girl do you want an apple I'll take you to the wedding chapel |
| 0:30.0 | Hey baby girl do you want some grains your hind quarters are making me insane |
| 0:35.9 | You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you. I don't want to fuck you now |
| 0:41.8 | You're a beautiful and |
| 0:44.1 | but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fucking I don't want to fucking |
| 0:47.6 | know I might be a man you might be a man you might be a few. But this bond between us is an overwhelming force. If they could see |
| 1:01.6 | inside us then they know that it's true |
| 1:06.0 | then you'd be inside me and I'd be inside you I'm being here. You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you know. |
| 1:21.0 | You're beautiful and a ball, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:25.0 | Don't want to fucking know. |
| 1:27.0 | You're a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:31.0 | Don't want to fuck you. Oh, I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:34.0 | You're a fool than I know, but I don't want to fuck you. |
| 1:38.0 | Oh, right. |
| 1:40.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show, |
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