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Slop Quest

Episode 264: Toilet Snake

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Danish opens this one up by talking about a story he hear about the UFC fighter, Jan Blachowicz. He also discusses a new problem in his neighborhood. O'Neill tells a story of a recent good deed he performed. Danish then describes a woman he sees on his family walks and how he thinks she's deteriorating mentally. THEN, you may want to get some tissues ready because this next part is a TEARJERKER! It will jerk those tears right out of your eyes. It's an article about how hard it is to be rich. And, it will make you so sad for these people. Then, it's a story of how eBay employees tried to exact revenge on a couple who was blogging negative things about the company. They take it to bizarre levels very quickly. After that, it's on to drunk monkeys causing havoc in India, or just one in particular. This thing went on a long reign of terror before being caught. Sticking with animals attacking, there's a story out of Thailand that is like the Jaws of going to the bathroom. It will never be the same. And then, it's some random miscellaneous items to wrap up the show. And, that's about it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Danish Nolleal

0:11.0

Yeah, I was Day. Yeah!

0:16.0

I was Danish.

0:19.0

I was so near. So I can tell you how they both feel

0:28.0

It's a free package

0:30.0

So it's a fucking good deal.

0:35.0

They call it Danish.

0:39.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:41.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:42.0

Chamonil.

0:47.0

Danish Chandonil. Danish Chandonil.

0:48.0

Danish Chandonil.

0:51.0

Gated Chandol Mille,

0:55.0

Gated Shandol Nie,

0:58.0

Gator Shandonil, Gator Shandonil, Shadow me

1:10.0

All right.

1:11.0

Oh, buddy, nice, yeah.

1:15.0

Nice going.

1:16.0

Well, yeah, doggy.

1:18.0

We're back.

1:19.0

Yeah, we are back for another week.

1:22.0

A lot of people thought we'd be cancelled, but we're not.

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