Episode #2648: Stop Zouting At Me!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2018
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Luke joins the show from The Valley of the Sun, where he just found out (through an unusual source) that he needs therapy. Andrew tries to provide it. Plus, the post office is about to start selling some very special stamps, and it's Friday, so we're dishing up a healthy helping of Music For Your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, shame in the report here. I drive across the state sometimes to work at dinner time. I always stop at Arby's |
| 0:06.6 | Give the same thing |
| 0:08.0 | Be some cheddar, fill your fries side of cheddar and because 80 degrees a day, small amounts of shake. I'll be enjoying it |
| 0:14.4 | We'll listen to TTL power out |
| 0:23.4 | Guess what day it is |
| 0:25.5 | Guess what day it is |
| 0:27.5 | It's Friday |
| 0:29.1 | Friday |
| 0:30.1 | Gotta get down on Friday |
| 0:32.1 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. I made this coffee |
| 0:36.7 | Yesterday, but it tastes like you made it today |
| 0:39.8 | That's because I used |
| 0:42.3 | Yesterday's coffee it tastes like you made it today |
| 0:46.1 | That's a time saver |
| 0:52.9 | Remember that time you left a comment underneath that YouTube video and someone replied and called you a dumbass |
| 0:57.4 | So you replied and told them it takes one to no one and then you stayed up all night hitting refresh on your browser |
| 1:01.4 | Waiting for them to reply and then you fell asleep crying. I remember it differently. This is like that |
| 1:06.5 | Okay, T-bone time for some serious crunching |
| 1:17.6 | All right |
| 1:19.6 | Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. It is time for a Friday afternoon edition of TTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:27.4 | Ooh |
| 1:28.6 | My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you today |
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