Tim Kramlin Kramlin advertising Kramlin advertising. Are you Hank Kramlin son? That I am. Yeah. Hank Kramlin. What a legend. How is your father? He went insane. He lives in a nut house now.

Oh. Well the next time you see him you tell him Sally Palmer and some Chicago said hello. He won't understand that. Talking to him is like talking a bug's bunny.

Well then you tell him what's up Doc. Thank you. I don't mean a lot to him.

Is that first time slammer or in the ring? How do you slam? Hey I don't know you tell me. Are you alright? No. No I'm confused. Nothing makes sense to me anymore. This face is not my face.

www.this and www.that. Let's www.explain it. Sounds like you're really going through some tough stuff right now. It's too bad there's not doctors for your mind.

And I also think it wouldn't hurt you to talk to a therapist about your bathroom issues because there's clearly something going on there.

My God man. I'm a hummus for more. Can we take it? I can only imagine what the audience is thinking.

Well hello there everyone. Howdy-duty. Remind me to not start the show by saying howdy-duty. I tried something. It didn't work. That's fine.

But the important thing is to learn from the experience. Saying howdy-duty the show sounds kind of dumb. It's a Thursday edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's a ship that made a castle run in less than 12 parsecs. I'm your host Han Sigo. Hi everybody.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City.

Who? Episode 2647 in a collector series is where we have arrived today with lots to talk about. Let the fun begin.

Including the Maryland man who is in trouble for harassing a cop that gave him a ticket. This guy just went to town.

Not like yelling at the cop to his face but rather stalking the cop, getting his cell phone number and texting him things like, how's it going fat boy? And are you eating donuts right now?

We'll tell you all of the dazzling details of that story and also we'll talk about the very regrettable, very unconvincing bronze plaque.

The City of San Francisco put up honoring Brandy Chastain. It looks nothing like her. Described by one person on Twitter as a high Jimmy Carter is what it looks like.

I actually think the real story is the person who works for the sports hall of fame where this is. The story of the guy who got the plaque and looked at it and realized this doesn't look like Brandy Chastain but didn't exactly know what to do.

So we tried to push it through. So we'll get into that. Plus it's a blurs day. So we've got some blurs day messages for you in the email and email segment. So that's what's coming up.

All with the help of this young man, the longest turning Cobra of the show known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace and their splendor. He's known in some quarters as the Miami meat tent in other quarters as the Hodor of podcasting but in our heart, he's always Mr. Unlimited.

He is Andrew Walsh and he joins us now from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. Hello, my dude.

What if I just boycotted it? What if I just didn't do the show whenever you use that dropped introducing me? What if that were the reality that we're living in?

What about this? Let's play with let's play with this parallel universe time stream idea. I was considering saying he's here doing the show even though it interrupted his slabjacking schedule.

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