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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2643: Two Bros, Looking It Up!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Luke reports back after his first game on a new softball team. Things got a little....messy on the field. Also, stick around for an impromptu cultural examination of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, a story about the first Tinder match in the Antarctic, and - since it's Friday - some Music For Your Weekend!
. . . Today's show is sponsored by Children's Cancer Research Fund. Learn more at ChildrensCancer.org/tbtl.

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0:00.0

I am a good person and sometimes good people don't get no respect.

0:06.0

Rodney Dangerfield.

0:09.0

Hey, I don't get no respect. No respect at all.

0:13.0

When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect.

0:18.0

Ah, you know and don't get no respect. Airplane food.

0:23.0

Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food?

0:30.0

My wife don't get no respect.

0:32.0

So take her, please, for example.

0:37.0

If you don't get no respect, you might be redneck.

0:42.0

Respect is nice.

0:49.0

What's the deal with grape nuts?

0:52.0

No grapes, no nuts.

0:55.0

I don't get no respect.

1:02.0

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.

1:07.0

It's Friday. Friday.

1:09.0

Gotta get down on Friday.

1:11.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

1:14.0

Do you paint your parking spot?

1:16.0

Do you paint your parking spot?

1:18.0

Do you paint your parking spot?

1:21.0

So, what are you working on these days?

1:24.0

Mostly, I just sit around the house and complain about things.

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