Episode #2642: Absurd Comedy Meat

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew find out the results of the radio contest they entered last month. Plus, Luke had a very shameful thing happen to his computer, Chris Hayes launches a podcast, and the Cleveland Browns are about to step into the spotlight in a big - hopefully not embarrassing - way.
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Transcript

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0:00.0	There are times in life when no matter how hard we try, no matter how much we want to win,
0:05.7	sometimes it just isn't meant to be, and we fail.
0:09.6	Today I want to tell you something, not about winning or losing,
0:13.7	but about the spirit of never giving up, the spirit of the Cleveland Browns.
0:18.4	TVTL!
0:24.3	Hey, my name is the roly-poly teddy bear.
0:28.8	A roly-poly!
0:30.5	Look, I can't even listen to NPR anymore.
0:32.3	You know, I try to listen and concentrate and I can't.
0:34.5	My mind starts wandering, I get confused.
0:36.6	Oh, wait a minute, isn't that what's supposed to happen when you listen to NPR?
0:38.8	But listen up, when this petting zoo of yours ends, you come with us, you do our show.
0:43.6	Lights, camera, chicks, big-time TV parties, limos, more chicks, or guys,
0:48.9	or whatever crazy stuff goes on to that fabulous melancholy pet of yours.
0:52.3	You hand some crazy half-monkey man.
0:54.4	I have no idea what you just said, but I feel totally transformed.
0:58.0	Okay, are we done with the business part?
0:59.9	I want to start the clown portion of the meeting.
1:08.2	You ready, Rudy and Olive?
1:10.6	Oh man, they can't even hear me, they're outside.
1:13.2	Well, thank God you all are inside my brain here on a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL,
1:19.1	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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