Episode 263: The Dog Handler
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2020
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
The episode start out with a bang when Danish shares a story about something that went down at the primaries in New Hampshire. This one is extra special because he knows an eyewitness who was there to witness the monumental event in all its glory. After that, it's more tom foolery and harry craziness in Danish's neighborhood. Citizens are at odds! Then, the dudes take aim at gender reveal parties, and especially take exception with ones that start huge forest fires. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard what's being said about ol' Odell Beckham Jr., and then they discuess what's being alleged about him. After that, there are more allegations! This time, against retired rapper, Joe Budden. And these aren't good either, folks. O'Neill talks about his new favorite rapper, someone who goes by the name cocaine (not a joke, well, the name isn't, at least). Her lyrics are amazeballs. Why did people ever stop saying such an awesome sauce phrase? I guess we'll never know. Then, we discuss a story about a dastardly woman who tried to frame her boy toy, Ivan Rico, for a crime he did NOT commit. We end the show with some talk about street fights and MMA. And that does it for episode 263. Another one in the books. Mmm hmmm.
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| 0:00.0 | Danish Nodial. |
| 0:07.0 | O'Neill. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah. I was dating. Yeah! |
| 0:16.0 | I was Danish. |
| 0:19.0 | I was so near. So I can tell you how they both feel |
| 0:28.0 | It's a free bagel |
| 0:30.0 | So it's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:35.0 | They call it in Danish. |
| 0:39.0 | Danish and Monil. |
| 0:42.0 | Gaye. Daniel. Gator Shannon Neil. Shannon. |
| 0:54.0 | Gated Shannon Neil. |
| 0:58.0 | Gator Shannon Gator Shannon |
| 1:00.0 | Me. Shadow me. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, yes, I'm going to be. |
| 1:11.0 | Oh, yes, sir. We're coming to you from Smoky and fiery California. |
| 1:18.0 | We're coming in your face. Yeah, I went away for the weekend to go to a cabin, |
| 1:23.4 | and on my way up there, found out that the cabin |
| 1:26.8 | may have burned down. |
| 1:28.9 | Whoo, that's not good. |
| 1:30.3 | So I didn't go somewhere else. |
| 1:31.5 | But yeah. |
| 1:32.2 | Not good at all. It was. If you live on the West Coast be careful everybody a lot of fires going on. |
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