Episode 263: And Even More!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

You know, it’s not every day that a brand new episode of YKS comes out and immediately gets downloaded to your phone, and you let it suck up 100mb of space while you wait for some bad chores to zone out during. It’s actually every Monday, and as luck would have it, that’s the day of the week that today is! So we put together some questions for our resident Earologist, named the TV Bitch, and remembered fondly the Music City Miracle, plus exposed cancel culture, ate some panties, and made some songs with a computer. Alright, I think that’s good enough to fold laundry to.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.

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0:00.0	You know, Mike, around here, summer is for relaxing, not grocery shopping, cooking, and doing
0:06.2	tons of dishes, and then you get all of the grocery bags, you go, what do I do with the grocery
0:10.4	bags? And you take them back to the store, but it's a big hassle, because it's like one bag full
0:13.8	of a bunch of other bags. We don't take these back. We don't, we don't, we don't, we don't,
0:19.3	wait, dear, for you, we give them to you is what they said. I'm banned from the grocery store because
0:23.7	of my bags, but with factors ready to eat and meal delivery, I can rest easy knowing I can eat
0:28.5	well without the work or the bags. Plus, they have tons of balanced and delicious add-ons,
0:33.3	like smoothies, shakes, and snacks that are perfect for staying on track during all of my summer
0:37.0	activities, including bags. Factor makes it easy to eat well for breakfast lunch and dinner,
0:42.9	JF, that's why I like it. And it also, everything in between, kind of snug up on me at the end there,
0:48.4	with fresh, never frozen meals that are so delicious, you won't believe they're actually nutritious,
0:54.0	it's just the fuck out of your fucking line of me. But you thought, you thought there were three
1:01.6	meals in the day. I did. But somebody said there's even more. Feel good all summer,
1:08.6	with calorie smart and keto options, expertly portion to keep you on track and towards your goals,
1:13.3	and perfectly satisfied. Factor now offers 32 meals per week, including 11 keto options, plus
1:19.8	lots of seasonal add-ons, no more eating the same boring dinner. And after I sometimes use it down
1:23.6	and you go, Slop again. Oh, yeah. Slop. I don't get me wrong, I love Slop. Hey, I'm a big
1:31.5	Slop fan, but at the same time, Slop seven days a week. It's kind of old. I mean, about some
1:37.6	spicy Slop. Well, Factor even knows your preferences, whether you like spicy Slop or not, they offer
1:42.7	vegan and veggie meals, keto meals, calorie smart options, cold-press juices, smoothies, energy
1:47.6	bites, extra protein, veggie sides, and more to keep you fueled and focused all day long.
2:17.6	I still keep drinking that garbage, I still keep drinking it up, because I love it, and I need it,
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