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🗓️ 1 August 2022
⏱️ 111 minutes
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What’s this episode of YKS about? Well, I can tell you what it’s NOT about: saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol, dietary fiber, total sugars, added sugars, vitamin D, calcium, iron, or potassium. Plus it comes in a small aluminum can with a “color swirl design”, and can be purchased in quantities of 8 or 24. And it tastes alright once you get to be in your 30s. Plus, we’re talking woke fetuses, sales couches, and morbin’ time. Basically a bunch of stupid crap you can see if you go on the computer. And I shoved a “Beach Plum” up my ass. Whatever that is.
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.
YKS Premium! The only place they let us actually be ourselves! This past week, we finished up YKS Beach Party with the one and only Howell Dawdy! Join us for an in-depth discussion of Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls, aka Silly Movie 2. Was it Jacko’s finest work? Well, uh. No! But it was fun anyway. Plus, tomorrow, the Squeeze Louise Mailbag drops! Get YKS Premium today or upgrade your sub to see all our video episodes at Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks
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0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
0:08.0 | Hope this decent stuff is up to you, man |
0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my fight and be the face |
0:15.0 | Mark and JL, go man |
0:18.5 | Pretzel, pretzel, pretzel, pretzel |
0:20.0 | but I still keep trickin' that garbage |
0:23.0 | Pretzel, pretzel |
0:24.0 | I still keep trickin' it up |
0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it |
0:30.0 | And this is no kick-starter sucks |
0:34.0 | The podcast |
0:38.0 | The grandeur title |
0:41.0 | I don't know where you people come from |
0:43.0 | I don't know if you test your products, quality of your products |
0:47.0 | I love your podcast for 250-something episodes, but I can't take an entertainer's family |
0:55.1 | of five on a little spore-in-level role of Patreon tier. |
1:00.9 | I don't mind paying you a little more money for bonus episodes, but you don't really |
1:06.8 | do that anymore. |
1:07.8 | You got a video bonus episode on Squeezel Waste tier, and you got three men who weigh over |
1:13.9 | three hundred pounds a piece, woman is a little punk, stuck girl, and a daughter who's |
1:20.2 | 13, you're going to try and take the audio bonus episode and regular episode and entertain |
1:26.4 | them. |
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