Episode 264: 1 Trick Egg

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Damn! I need a low-consumption and energy-saving ice-making cooling cup. But where in the hell…oh! I guess I can get it just about every week on Kickstarter: the website that used to be about cryptocurrency, we think. Gang, on today’s show we’re gettin the monchies, okay? We’re going eemee meemee mimee mow, okay? And we’re extracting chicken tendons like there’s no tomorrow. But god willing, there will be a tomorrow. Because there has to be. Because there needs to be. And if there’s not, we’ll make one. For everyone. What the fuck? I don’t know why I said that, sorry. I think I downloaded the Kamala Harris program or something. Anyway enjoy the program.

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YKS Premium is so much fun…YKS Premium is Number One! That’s sort of an alternate history theme song. In a timeline where I wrote the theme songs and really didn’t spend too much time on them…because I was also a world-class glass blowing artisan! Wow! Somebody call the guy who wrote all those alternate histories! Anyway, YKS Premium was a great one last week with the Erin, Adal, and JPC of Hey Riddle Riddle. And this week is exactly the same, except instead of hilarious guests and a cool idea, it’s just the two regular guys with no ideas. Tune in to hear all about “The Goated Player”’s posts of the week, help us decide “What” to “Fund”, and later this month, our Squeeze Louise exclusive mailbag episode drops! Check it out at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters
0:08.0	Hope those decent stuff will suck to the man
0:11.0	Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be a play that makes my congel go mad
0:18.0	I'll still keep drinking that garbage, I'll still keep drinking it up
0:26.0	Cause I love it and I need it and this is your kick-starters' subs
0:33.0	The podcast
0:36.0	Hey my AKJF, hope you're doing well
0:42.0	I am driving to work right now, I am a teacher
0:47.0	And I was just thinking, what if you had to go back to school?
0:56.0	Is there any subject, any subject at all?
0:59.0	You're confident in your abilities that you would be able to do well in the class
1:04.0	Like, tomorrow you have to walk into 10th grade math and take out a part 2
1:10.0	Do you think it'll be okay? Or like US history?
1:16.0	Yeah, just curious what you two would pick
1:19.0	Anyway, take care, have a good one, bye
1:25.0	Hey everybody, welcome to YKS
1:27.0	Put your pencils down, it's time to take a quiz on the craziest kick-starters of the week
1:32.0	We hope you're all having a good one
1:35.0	Mike and JF, look, we're hanging out, hey, saw you early today, Mike, that was awesome
1:42.0	I was a treat to see you out in the wild to see you off the screen
1:48.0	Yeah, yeah, this is what we...
1:52.0	This is how it is, man
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