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🗓️ 13 May 2025
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0:00.0 | You know, one year for Lent, I tried to do 40 days with just bread and water. |
0:04.5 | Bread and water. |
0:05.4 | I thought a priest in our diocese did that for Lent one year and lost like 120 pounds. |
0:12.7 | And he was starving. |
0:14.0 | Yeah, he was starving himself, just bread and water. |
0:16.5 | And I was like maybe a freshman in high school, and I thought this would be interesting to people if I were to do this from Lent. |
0:24.2 | So I did it for maybe one meal. |
0:26.7 | And then immediately my teachers like told my parents like, hey, your son's only eating bread and water. |
0:33.3 | This is obviously a horrible idea. |
0:36.6 | And you should so. |
0:37.7 | It only lasted like one lunch. |
0:39.4 | But I really built it up. |
0:40.9 | Like, guys, I'm going to lose so much weight, dude. |
0:44.5 | It's breaking bread. |
0:46.1 | Cheers. |
0:46.6 | Thanks for beer. |
0:47.0 | Cheers, man. |
0:47.5 | Thank you, buddy. |
0:48.2 | Thanks for coming. |
0:49.0 | Absolutely. |
0:49.6 | Right from the airport. |
0:50.6 | Like a baller. |
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