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🗓️ 20 May 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey Harry. |
0:00.7 | Hello mate. |
0:01.5 | Got any tips for the football? |
0:02.8 | Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor. |
0:04.9 | They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer. |
0:07.7 | If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets. |
0:11.6 | Four, that's a steel of a deal. |
0:13.2 | It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real. |
0:16.3 | Neil? |
0:17.1 | My name's not Neil. |
0:18.1 | I know, but it rhymed. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor. |
0:23.3 | 18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org. |
0:30.0 | I was trying to get Ryan, my husband, on my health insurance. |
0:33.2 | And then the city of L.A. was like, sweetie, you guys aren't married. |
0:37.4 | You're single. |
0:38.4 | You are single. You guys are just boyfriend and girlfriend. You've been roommates this whole time. |
0:43.6 | He has no rights to anything of yours and vice versa. How long are you living like that? |
0:48.1 | Oh my gosh. Seven years. Wow. And you're not married. |
0:53.3 | We were out there. I was like, I'm such a kid about |
0:55.8 | everything. Like, I don't know how paperwork works. I was literally like, but I have a ring. |
1:00.8 | But I'm wearing a wedding ring. We live, we sleep in the same bed. Yes. I say, this is my husband. |
1:07.5 | This is my husband all the time. In my jokes. It's been a lie. |
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