Hi, Diddly. Hey, Homer. Oh, my God. This dude does the best flanders. You got the mustache and the diddly. Okay. Now, do wig him.

Homer, it's me, Ned.

Oh, right. To God, dude. Hey, I got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Well, sir, of course he could, but then again, wow, as melon scratchers go, that's honey, dude.

T-B-T-L!

Look, I get it. I'm not always fun to be around. I can be loud and abrasive. My breath, the doctor say I have a curable stink tongue.

Right now, I'm only looking for two things. A class on how to make your own paper mache pencil holder and an ass to kick.

And it looks like I miss the class on how to make your own paper mache pencil holder.

The more attention you pay to these things and the more diligent you are, the faster you'll get better and the better you'll feel.

Shoot if I'm not right. Thanks for your time. Have a good day.

Well, hello there. Everybody, welcome. One and all to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Oh, coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

Purchase Top Alabama Hill. In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City on a beautiful, gorgeous, sunny, blue day.

My goodness, everybody. The crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd. Spring is here.

I'm sorry, I'm tan. I like to be tan. It just feels good.

Tell you who's enjoying it. The pod dog. I say, I say, was it? No.

Last I saw her, she was lying in the grass. Maybe we can use it for the show pick today.

I know I over, overly lean on the trope of putting pictures of the pets up on the, on the old show page, but she was lying in the grass in the front yard.

And it was, how do I explain it? She was so relaxed in the sunshine that it was like, you know, when you, if you're taking like a yoga class or something and you're running away,

and you're lying on the mat and they're talking about the idea of just letting your body melt into the floor.

But that's sort of figurative. It's not literal. She'd literally figured out a way.

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