Episode #2623: If Loving You Is Bong, I Don't Want To Be Right
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2018
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Luke joins Andrew at the new studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Starship Troopers, the problem with James Comey, and whether God can make a burrito so hot he can't eat it. Seriously.
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| 0:00.0 | This is stuff so funny by the way do the comic come up with this because some of the stuff like I feel like I could see |
| 0:05.9 | Some were doing their act |
| 0:07.5 | Right a duck this friends with a monkey who he can't swim. That's hilarious. That's like something. I would do |
| 0:14.9 | I would be like you could you imagine yourself being like a duck, but you |
| 0:19.4 | You don't want to get in the water. Yeah, that's the way I feel every day when I |
| 0:23.9 | When I when I hop on 48 freeway |
| 0:30.2 | Guess what day it is guess what day it is happy Friday |
| 0:39.2 | We got another weekend to a day. We go out there. We don't got a job two whole days |
| 0:44.2 | That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works |
| 0:47.6 | I do the world through the eyes of the child. You know, I have the the heart of a warrior and the spirit of a gist |
| 0:54.0 | So look, why don't you download my blog? It's free. Of course we do |
| 1:00.4 | Appreciate donations see you later suckers. I'm not taking myself on a hot air balloon ride |
| 1:12.5 | But does that listener think she's better than everybody else? I think that's the real question the other question is |
| 1:19.2 | Was that the reaction I had last time we played this intro package? |
| 1:23.0 | Because I'm a man of few jokes, but I like to use them a lot |
| 1:28.2 | Well, that's a hot start everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:34.6 | Ready to laugh and drop to your socks. Come on. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:38.7 | I do it because my brain is bad coming to you from the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Dormat in the |
| 1:45.4 | Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington |
| 1:48.4 | Ooh, we had a lot to talk about here on the episode 2623 that is |
| 1:54.6 | 2623 in a collector series let the fun begin |
| 1:59.4 | Including crypto currencies which have been in the news and which we've been talking about a fair amount on this program |
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