Episode 260: Alistair Ogden v. A Neighborhood Sign Guy

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Alistair Ogden (comedian) returns to the show to take us on a journey into the psyche of one man, who posts numerous signs around his neighborhood looking for engagement from locals, from offering manicures and pedicures with no studio to needing help with Microsoft Excel. We learn probably more than we would want to, but it's fascinating. Also on the episode we are fascinated by Alistair going viral for pissing off small town Alberta, the Nerds candy universe (Rope/Dweebs/Punkies), old-school Halloween candies, and talk of beans leads to discussing our favorite Mr. Bean memories. Plus, Alistair introduces us to his TikTok comments section, Bob Hoskins talks about playing Super Mario, and the Bored Apes people blind a bunch of their fans. If you want to be blinded by the sheer amount of bonus content we have available, then head over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, fan fave Adam Christie joins the show for a Cullen the Herd episode, and later this month, BPD&D 3 with db and Jesse continues onward. We have over 100 bonus episodes available from the second you donate, plus merch discounts, a Discord, and lots of other fun stuff, so get your butt over there!!! Alistair Ogden is a comedian who is currently on tour across Canada and you can find those dates and information about the upcoming release of his latest special by following him on Instagram and TikTok at @alistairogden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:54.0	It's up to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild Talking nasty stuff Dude scrolling down I'm butted up Fire Boom roast mad post sticking their flusins We don't want to go to school We don't want to get a job We just want to get A lot to get Act is blocked We don't follow the rules We do whatever we want It. It's Block party. The podcast. I quote, we did a duck. Block party. Block party. My name. My name is the fuck. Block party. Block party. I quote, we did a duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is block party. This episode number 260. I'm John. I'm Stefan. And with us as a
1:32.7	fantastic guest, a returning guest to the program. Another, a second straight week of an in-studio
1:38.5	guest here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, very funny comedian. He has a show in two days from now. I had to think about when
1:46.2	this fucking episode is coming out. He has a show in two days from now in Vancouver at the
1:49.8	Martin. Allister Ogden is here. Hi, Alistair. Hello. Thank you for coming back on the show. You're
1:56.0	here in Calgary. Yes. Yeah. Pleasure. This is your first time in Calgary. No, I've been here before. This is my
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