Episode 259: Brittany Lyseng v. Producer Dan

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Brittany Lyseng (comedian) joins the show for the first time and it's the first in-studio guest in John's new home studio in Calgary. Unfortunately, Brittany is too nice online and so she is forced to do the one thing she never dreamed of doing: blocking Producer Dan. This is a Producer Dan-heavy episode as we spend a lot of time discussing his newfound fascination with pinball and that leads into talk of Godzilla, poetry, luxury kombucha, Halloween, and firecrackers. Plus, Brittany learns a lot about hobby horses, Stefan introduces us to the town of Skidmore, and we get a good reminder from our local elementary school teachers for Halloween. If you want to hear from some real characters, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, as just last week, Episode 1 of the third season of BPD&D dropped, and our guests this time around: Jesse and Mike from Your Kickstarter Sucks. It's a very stupid show, as you can imagine, but it's also a lot of fun. We also have ad-free episodes if you hate those damn ads, merch discounts, an exclusive Discord, and more! What are you waiting for? Brittany Lyseng is a comedian whose new album, "Break and Enter", is out now. You can follow her on Instagram at @brittanythecomedian. This episode is also available in video format on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-55. Start the party, Dan. It's like to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild fucking dance and stuff. Dude scrolling hell is like a butt-up. Fire. Pull the bros, mad pub, sticking up the replies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get all money
0:20.1	Get our hands is blocked
0:21.3	We don't follow the rules
0:22.5	Do whatever we want
0:23.6	It's smart
0:24.1	It's part of the market Hello, we don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get our lives to block.
0:21.4	We don't follow the rules. Do whatever we want. It's block party. The podcast I quote, we did a duck. Block party. Block party. My mom, makes you the fuck. Block party. Block party. Block party. I quote, we did a duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots.
0:38.8	Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.
0:41.1	It is blocked. Block party. Block party. I quote, we get a duck. Hello, friends,
0:37.5	idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is Block Party. This is episode number 259. I'm John. I'm Stefan. And with us is a great guest. Our first ever in Calgary studio guest. So Stefan is not here, but our guest is here, which is very exciting. I'm interested to see what the vibe is going to be like.
0:56.0	I think it's going to be high.
0:57.2	Yeah, I think so.
0:58.1	It's going to be high. Yeah, I think so. It's going to be high. Yeah. I agree. She's going to be high. Okay, Dan. Dan. She's a very funny comedian. Just released her second album, break and enter. Brittany Leising is here. Hi, Brittany. Hi, Bernie. Hi, guys. Thanks for having me. Thank you for being here. This is great. How do you feel about this setup, Brittany?
1:14.6	It is a little. into album break and enter. Brittany Licing is here. Hi, Brittany. Hi, guys. Thanks for having me.
1:11.3	Thank you for being here.
1:12.3	This is great. How do you feel about this setup, Brittany? It is a little bit. We're kind of, we look like we're sort of like schoolmates sitting at the same desk. I feel like I'm cheating off you in a test. Yeah, because you can see my laptop too with where I have the web can. I feel like I'm the dumbest kid and you're the smartest kid.
1:28.6	You're like, they can tell we're cheating.
1:30.3	And I'm the web can. I feel like I'm the dumbest kid and you're the smartest kid.
1:28.6	You're like, they can tell we're cheating.
1:30.4	And I'm just sitting here.
1:31.5	But also like I'm letting you cheat off me in this scenario. You're like, just write it down. You're not like covering with your arm. Like you're, you're like, yeah, yeah. I'm just kind of like, I'm cool with you and I just like let you cheat off me.
1:40.9	Yeah, because I bully you.
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